"Wood is for real men... unless you carve chains, then you ARE a pussy."

-Die Bricke

"John Paul who? I played that first you fucker."

-Die Bricke

"I have nothing against lesbians. They're just shy around men."

-Die Bricke

"Don't let the elevator bring you down."

-Die Bricke

Jason Brickey

Jason has a long history in the music business. One of the original members of the second, more tired version of "the Fairfield Four", his multi-instrumental and plastic arts prowess is legendary throughout the former 515 area code. Perhaps, though, he is more famous for introducing Crystal Meth to Ottumwa.

Previous Albums:

The Doom Pussy (1992) Def Jam

Oedipal tensions explode in literary, fuzz-bass fury.

 

Lesbian Sandwich (1994) Island

A tender exploration of the themes and variations possible in polyamory. Includes the hits "Triad '95", "Holey Trinity" and "Törpedo (dans ton) Derrière." Gave Sam Raimi the idea for Xena: Warrior Princess.

 

Frank Gehry is a Fucking Thief (1995) MOMA

Brickey's gangsta rock debut, dealing with his Feud with Gehry over stealing both the idea and the commission for the Bilbao Guggenheim while Brickey was passed out. MTV refused to play "Titanium is for Pussies" due to the highly erotic curvature of the metal. Winona Ryder did screw him for about 6 months due to the indie street cred of the record, however. (In a first for the Arkansas Mega-Chain, Walmart covered the F-word with Jeff Koons stickers rather than not carry the release.)

 

Houses of the Wholly (1996) Sire

As written about by Robert Hughes. Features an extended Blues Jam in which Tom Lutz beats Radoslav Lorkovic senseless while singing "Mannish Boy."

 

I Am Not Jon Shumway (1997) Slippery Rockordings

Following the release of this highly successful theme album about identity politics and Minnesota Jason embarked on his highly successful "Regionalism" tour of the Northeast and post-industrial Germany. Initial pressings that had the hidden track that revealed Shumway's secret "Luther name" have been known to bring several hundred dollars on Ebay.

I Will Buy Your Amateur Video (1998) Vivid

Jason's commercial breakthrough and M.F.A. thesis.

 

There's Something About Larry (1998) Hustler Industries

In a Hollywood first, Jason wrote, directed, and scored one movie that was a sequel to several others; The People Vs. Larry Flynt, There's Something About Mary, Citizen Kane, A Touch of Evil, Planet of the Apes, Misery,and the sequel to Purple Rain no one saw or remembers. Briefly, the plot follows an astronaut (a digitally enhanced Brickey-Charlton Heston conglomeration) that crash lands in Wisconsin in the early 1980's, influencing the formation of both Killdozer and Poopshovel. Meanwhile, while kidnapping handicapped Christian Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, Brickey realizes he fell in love with him back at the prom in high school when he accidentally suffered a rectal prolapse. Quentin Tarrantino won an Oscar for best supporting actor in his role as Charles Nelson Riley.

 

Assland (1999) Johnson & Johnson

Rumored to have inspired both The Sopranos and Seymour Butts #37: Ripped and Wrinkled Rectum Wreckers. Featured dueling bass solo [sic] with Sean Connery as Roger Waters.

 

Guest Appearances:

1995

Jason sells Steve Earle the heroin that sends him to prison. Says Bill Monroe told him to.

1996 House of Large Sizes

Jason filled in as Barb while she was on extended vacation visiting her parents back home.

In the marriage, not the band.

However, Jason's rhythmic skill lead to yet another drummer quitting the band following Barb's return. Dave Deibler had to go to marriage counseling.

The following year Jason revealed in People magazine Deibler's darkest secret and the reason for his limited artistic output: illiteracy. This has since been partially remedied with the advent of "phonics" coloring books and Barb's relentless, Hellen Keller-like zeal.

1997

Jason sues James Cameron when his 12-minute bass solo is edited out of the final cut of Titanic under Celine Dion's harshest, most Canadian protests. The case is thrown out of court when it is revealed he is Linda Hamilton's love slave.

1998

Briefly arrested in London for illegally exhuming Marc Bolan's corpse to play it Under the Cherry Moon on a big screen TV.

 

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